We call ourselves the Twisted Sisters. Twisted? Yep!!
Sisters? Not by birth! We find that our brains have
twisted onto the same wavelengths more often than not. But also...we
are a little quirky! We have no fears when it comes to talking about
parenting, our guys, sex, books, movies, music, food, drinks, and
bathrooming! We are slightly obsessed with the darker side of
romance books, but will sit down for anything Harry Potter too. We use
parenthesis more than we should (it's our inner monologues coming
out...you'll get used to it, we promise). We both work full-time with
kids. Everything makes sense and yet totally does not in our Twisted
little world, and we are excited to invite you in and share in the fun!
To better know why each Twisted Sister writes the way we do, you
have to know a little bit about each of us.
The Twisted Chick is a Southern Belle who married her high
school sweetheart, Mr. Grey. I am in love with all things that sparkle
and if it has sequins, I MUST have it (except for the sequin pants that I
really wanted back before Christmas, but Twisted Duck refused to be my friend
if I bought them)! Mr. Grey and I have 2 little Minions, Bug is the
oldest and a total drama queen (she might get it from her mama), and Lulu is
the youngest and completely wild, rambunctious, and never stops. We have
been known to do things out of order... seeing as Bug was born before we got
married. We live in a small town, close to both sets of our parents,
which is a blessing and a curse (depends on the day as to which set is which).
I don't cook (unless you consider Zataran's and
Lean Cuisine cooking), but like to bake. Mr. Grey is my
hard working guy who needs a hobby outside of work (watching cop shows doesn't
count). One of these days, we will build our dream house on our 16 acres
of land, but for now, we will just let Mr. Grey drive his tractor and us girls
will have bonfires.
The Twisted Duck is a divorced mama of one crazy little lady we
call DoodleBug. I have fallen in love with a Biker who has a super
hero son we call The Dude. Together, the kiddos are called The
Batteries (think, Energizer). My awesome little family likes all
things outdoors, being crafty, and loud music. The Biker is the cook
in the family (I would live on popcorn, diet coke, and wine if it weren't for
him). I grew up in a big city and relocated to our rural little town
after college. It's an ever-changing adjustment, but I am happy to
be raising the Batteries where there is freedom to roam and play but still
enough around us to get out and experience new things!
~Love, the Twisted Sisters~
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