Tuesday, May 5, 2015

MUSIC MONDAY: 50 Shades Countdown Playlist


Hello wonderful Twisted Peeps! It has been a bit quiet here for the last week since it's been a busy past couple of weeks in both the Twisted Chick and Twisted Duck households.  Since we missed last Monday's music post, I'll just add it all here.  We are getting very close to release day for the 50 Shades movie DVD coming up Friday, May 8th.  If you haven't ordered your copy yet, you better hop to it!!! Mr. Grey will see you now!

~Much love, Twisted Chick~


Friday, April 24, 2015

Talk Dirty To Me!


Doing the Nasty! Banging! Quickie! Fucking! Humping! Coitus! Making Whoopie! Bumping Uglies! Mattress Dancing! Boinking! Screwing! Hanky Panky!

Whatever you call it, sex is an amazing part of our lives…or at least it should be (if you aren’t having sex, I am so sorry…we will talk about that another time).  There is connection between two people that is only found during some of our most intimate moments.  A time every day when all else fades into the background and pure bliss consumes you both.  It’s incredibly earth-shattering, right?!

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Bye Bye Granny Panties!


"Wear fabulous underwear, even if you are the only person who is going to see it." Hello, hello, Twisted Chick here!  Let’s talk about something a little different today… wait for it… are you ready? … ok, here it goes…

GRANNY PANTIES!!! 

Monday, April 20, 2015

MUSIC MONDAY- 50 Shades Countdown


To countdown to the upcoming DVD release of 50 Shades of Grey on May 8th (cause I know all you ladies have either read it, seen it, or both), our MUSIC MONDAY will be focusing on the 50 Shades of Grey movie soundtrack.  I am a big fan of music and let me just tell you, I am LOVING this soundtrack!  Lots of awesome artists and some great songs!  Here are the first 4 songs of the soundtrack, hope you enjoy!

~Much love, Twisted Chick~


Friday, April 17, 2015

Books: The Sweet Gum Tree



After finishing my last book, I was in a bit of a book hangover.  I could have moved onto the next book in the series that I was reading, but I just wasn’t ready yet (it’s hard to leave those worlds sometimes).  As I was scrolling through Facebook, one of the book blogs I follow (shout out to Scheva over at Ana’s Attic Book Blog), posted about a book that she had read that, despite the cover (definitely not one of my favorites, and as the saying goes- Never judge a book by its cover), ended up being one of her favorite reads for 2013.  The blogger was singing this book’s praise, it was only 99 cents, and I was in desperate need of escaping into a new book world, so I said what the hell and 1-clicked that bitch!  I sure am glad I did!  This is possibly one of my favorite recent reads.  Let me introduce you to The Sweetgum Tree by Katherine Allred.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Thirsty Thursday!!!


Hello Thursday! I love this day of the week, because it means we’ve made it over the hump and are finally in the homestretch of the work week.  If you’re like me and have already started your Thursday, it means you only have one more day that you have to set an alarm and drag yourself into work.  Since my wonderful Twisted Sister, Twisted Duck, celebrated Winesday with you yesterday, I’m going to celebrate Thirsty Thursday, or Thirstday, with you today.

It's Winesday, Bitches!


In case you didn't know, it's Wednesday...but around here, we call it Winesday!  We like wine…a LOT!  I will admit though (this is the Duck speaking), I am a cheap wine-o.  I like a tasty wine, but it’s has to be within a decent price range.  I tend to reach for the wines that have these awesome labels (ignore the fact that this is not actually a label for wine, you get the point).


$10 or less is what I typically spend per bottle…the big bottle that is! My go to is Barefoot Moscato (pink, white, or red…doesn’t matter to me).  I like Yellow Tail as almost a tie (the difference is that Yellow Tail has a bit of bubbly to it).  But I am trying to branch out….right now just to different brands of Moscato (I’m a bit of a pansy, but it’s ok…I make up for it with my liquors).  The other night, Kroger had 2/$10 on some wines, so I picked up Flip Flop Pink Moscato and The Naked Grape White Moscato.